A death row full of innocents

September 14, 2011   Pasadena, California  – Tonight 6pm at Jackie Robinson Center, 1020 N. Fair Oaks Ave., the Pasadena Urban Forest Advisory Committee will sign death warrants on 12 (that’s TWELVE) beautiful trees.  The Pasadena Public Works Dept. chainsaws are hot and ready to cut them down or pull them out violently by the roots and let them die a slow lingering death.

The twelve trees are located around Johnson Field in Hahamongna Watershed “Park” (an unprotected wildlife refuge in Pasadena).

Officials are reporting all the good reasons why the devil palms of Devil’s Gate need to die NOW:

1) Guilty of being non-native (although not invasive)

2) Accused of being in poor health. No trial (since facts support health)

3) Accused of disrupting water percolation (even though the 13,000 cubic yards of sediment dumped on them is the real culprit)

4) Indecently enjoy shedding frawns in public on a regular basis to make room for new growth. Disgusting and obscene! (see pornish palm photos below)

These non-natives are at best described as quirky and at worst ‘obscene harlots of the natural world.’ They have been sentenced to death for these and possibly many more unnamed offenses. This is where the denigration starts, folks.

WHO  WILL  ARGUE  THEIR  CASE?   WHO  WILL   SAVE   THEM?

Here are some mugshots of the trees scheduled for death:

Here is one of the arrest reports:

Pre-mature mortality and “screaming out”

and above that dam, we are guests…

~ Alex Zajak

Here is an edited clip of  previously redacted obscured public testimony and a segment of the presentation made by the Mayor Pro Tem of the City of South Pasadena (currently a deputy attorney general with the State of California, Department of Justice) with a report from the AQMD, recorded by the City of Pasadena on June 13, 2011, posted by the city on their website  as June 14, 2011 (actually posted on or after June 16, 2011):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyq1eB-nRFI

I want to thank the City of Pasadena for listening, and for giving careful consideration to their future actions, or inactions. ‘Tis frightfully disturbing, isn’t it? Oh dear me, I do know something of pre-mature death. My clocks stopped at twenty to nine. Jaggers? Jaggers!

Clinking teacups filled with a fine Earl Grey,

Miss Havisham

Ducking photo posted by Sugarhouse Farms on Facebook