Mademoiselle Gramophone

New Series: Hot guys around town

Posted in CA, Pasadena by Daily Brain Scan on 17/01/2009

Actually, the full title is:

Miss Havisham’s Tea Party Presents

HOT GUYS AROUND TOWN THAT DON’T THINK I’M HOT

Havi ShamWow, you say. Yes, folks. She’s not bitter or disgraced. Miss Havisham has discovered by venturing out recently after years of self-imposed exile, that there are HOT men out there. She’s so excited she doesn’t care if they find her appalling and disgusting, old, yellowed, tarnished, webby. I find it fascinating she doesn’t take it as a burn. I would, but then I’m an afterburn sadie.

Enjoy,

MG

Call someone who cares right now!

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The first HOT GUY in Pasadena that doesn’t think I’m hot (in the series) is none other than the Chief Financial Officer of Aaardvark’s Monsieur Alfred E. “Somebody Hand Me A Waterhose I’m On Fire” Robinson.   ssssssssssssst

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Can I buy your store, Mr. Robinson?

What do I have to “put down” to get it?

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The next HOT GUY that thinks I’m not hot is Jeff Goldblum.

Hold on. WRONG! Jeff Goldblum totally thinks I’m hot. This can only mean he is not hot.

How can that be, Mr. Aardvark?

Skittles! I love a rainbow.

Looking at the regal Queen Skittles in her gorgeous frockery — bought at thrift-tastic Aardvark’s of Pasadena, her official clothes provider for the upcoming Doo Dah Parade, which she shall soon reign over – we got to thinking about the formal portrait.

—-more—from NBC Local Media

Aaarvark’s used to be on the corner of Chestnut (officially known as Chester Ave.) and Colorado. Then, the people that owned it died and their ranch was sold in Sunland or Altadena (and I heard it was a mess!)

And now there are NEW OWNERS and the place was moved a couple of doors east on Colorado, next to the hydroponic store and Scientology. Mr. Goldblum needs to marry me by tomorrow at sunset so we can buy the  FARM! STORE! Tick, tick, tick… not tick.

See you Sunday morning in OLD TOWN looking for more hot guys that don’t think I’m hot,

Miss H

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  1. pippi said, on 17/01/2009 at 3:45 pm

    May I have a wonderbread sandwich please? It builds strong bones in twelve different ways. (Which was a terrifying thought, as a child. Which twelve ways? Can I decide the twelve ways? Can I control the twelve ways?)

  2. Mademoiselle Gramophone said, on 17/01/2009 at 3:51 pm

    That is truly frightening in twelve ways.

  3. Mademoiselle Gramophone said, on 17/01/2009 at 3:55 pm

    Though, I do like a strong bone.

  4. Cafe Observer said, on 17/01/2009 at 6:30 pm

    MG, well hell, if I’d know you were a hot Collie, I woulda been all over you last century!!

    Haven’t you noticed we Shepherd’s get around?

  5. Mademoiselle Gramophone said, on 17/01/2009 at 9:51 pm

    That’s a good save. Thanks, shep.

    My dog Shep.

  6. Petrea said, on 18/01/2009 at 6:34 pm

    You’re a hot tamale, dolly. It’s a folly to think you’re not hot. It’s rot!

  7. Pasadena Adjacent said, on 21/01/2009 at 2:36 pm

    Jeff Goldblum and his sister Pam play a duet on the piano using only their noses. True story.


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