A little fire, Scarecrow?
Think I’m immature?
Think I’m a thorny rose? NO! The Thorny Rose ROCKS.
Think I’m diagreeable?
Comet in a blender?
HAL, Tom Tomorrow’s birthday tomorrow Tom Tomorrow tomorrow Tom tomorrow tomorrow Tomorrow.
Think I’m too old for you? Oh, you better think again, baby.
Think I’m weird for having any kind of goddamn romantic feelings oh Skittles god just ban mee ham and cheese please bann me let me run in cheap candy corn sideways merlot the naked with asperity, meadow with a can of sprayhair and Gig Young.
This ain’t my first time at the r o d e o .
In this video, a love of her life appears–there are others:
Isn’t this whole post completely embarrassing? Yes, it is.
The main thing is DooDah time is here. We must all pull together to make this a great event. Not me, you. I don’t even know you, man, Get away!
Your duty
Should you choose to accept it
Shall be
To
REPORT BACK TO THE FRONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry. I thought making the guy famous was my job.



a Julia Child Rose





Don’t be such a prude!
R U gonna be in IT?
I think you might need a little coffee… or something stronger, girlfriend! lol! I hope you’ll be joining me Sunday for my “last hurrah” down the boulevard.
Hugs,
Queen Mickie
COFFEE! I’m stinko, as Huila Bloggerita would say.
More like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest…
I see Comet is sadly lacking from my beauty tips. Are you taking a supply to Sundance?
OK, did you get lucky? did you see rainbows? If you don’t scrub that Comet off soon it’s going to crack your mirror. In my house I keep my Comet on a top shelf. Mr V likes to lick the lid.
Back to Oprah, Oz is coming over to fix me.
great post.
you crack me up.
just when I need it.
Is this what they call product placement?
Love the “Comet” photo. Hey, whatever happened to Baby Jane?!?!
You people are hilarious.
Skittles is candy, innit?